Cousbians

Female cousin's that love each other a little to much

Are you guys cousbians

by Chris.Madi.Marissa December 15, 2019

Demarcus Cousins The Third

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline

YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

by lbkihaeoidrhgaiep[ob gnhp[eoa December 8, 2021

Demarcus Cousins

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

by InnerTorture October 10, 2018

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

coochie cousins

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

by dayglomom February 19, 2010

walk with the cousins

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

by izzie127 November 28, 2019

DeMarcus Cousins III

The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.

DeMarcus Cousins III: Fuck Tyrone!

Literally the entire world: Fuck Tyrone!

by TheHolySampleText January 3, 2022