Cournilius

Different from everyone not only is he creative but very distructive in his minda his main focus is the future he is there for everyone even when his problems are bigger than there's he falls in love quick and can get heartbroken quick cournilius most likely is the most uncommon person u will ever meet

Bro cournilius is weird

Cournilius by Jamie lecture March 3, 2019

cournilius

The weirdest but most wise person u can meet cournilius has many problems that you wouldn't want to know about cournilius gets very quiet at times when he does stay the hell back he has mixed personalities but to him he sees himself as the only person with the Tru deffinition of life cournilius might come off as clingy when happy but that is just his way of showing love cournilius also is always busy dealing with his mind problems

Cournilius is a one of a kind person

cournilius by Jamie lecture March 3, 2019

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

The Cornelius 

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.

Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!

The Cornelius by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Wolf Cornelius 

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius

" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

Wolf Cornelius by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

Warm Cornelius by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornelius Nuts 

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

Cornelius Nuts by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018