Country Mac

Perhaps the most badass individual of all time. With an unilimited amount of beers and a motorcycle, this jabroni can give killer ocular pat downs.

I wish I was as badass as country mac.

by Allen and the boys October 25, 2017

country mac

A county Mac is when your genitals are oddly itchy and annoying.

I hate when I'm trying to masturbate but I have a country mac

by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 10, 2016