count fapula 

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Count Fapula 

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

Count Fapula by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Count Fagula 

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.

Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.

Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009

Count Fagula 

The name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely homosexuals.

Jim:I just bought this outfit from Hot Topic!
Joe: Nice work Count Fagula.

Count Fagula by Pills(TM) December 16, 2008

Count Fagula 

The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.

Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires

Count Fagula by bosoxfan1990 May 16, 2010