Coulten

Coulten is the best persons you could have come into your life. He’s kind and witty and outgoing. Though he’s extremely hard headed, it’s usually towards the things he’s most passionate about. Coultens a package deal when it comes to finding a lover and a best friend. He’Ll make love with you in the most intimate ways and drag you to Taco Bell at 3am because he’s stoned out of his mind. Make sure to live and take good care of him.

“Wow, I’ve never met someone as lovable as Coulten”

by YourGfLovesYou<3 July 13, 2023

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011

Coulteresque

Having the quality of a politically reactionary idea, statement or principle, used expressely for the purpose of alienating those whose positions are contrary to the neocon idiot espousing them. Coulteresque statements are inflammatory and/or hateful by nature, and are usually directed at intelligent people whose political views are inconsistent with those of ultra right-wing author and crackpot commentator Ann Coulter and those of her ilk.

As I sat in the redneck bar, my ears were assaulted by one Coulteresque statement after another as two drunken neocon idiots demonstrated their ignorance of politics to the other patrons.

by Rollo & Biff August 1, 2007

mAnn coulter

The "proper" name (mAnn Coulter) given to right-wing evangalist and media "whore" Ann Coulter. The reference to being a Man(n) is due to the fact that Ann Coulter has an unusually large adam's apple.

Other reasons include Coulter looking like a male transvestite with a blonde wig, and the fact that Ann Coulter has been quoted as saying, "I think women should be armed but should not be allowed to vote".

Also, many call her mAnn Coulter because many republican and conservative men think Ann Coulter is attractive provoking the belief that many conservative and republican men are closet homosexuals which is why they so often make homosexuality such a staunch and definitive political issue.

"Jesus, look at the size of Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple. She is so frickin hot dude."

"Firstly, it's mAnn Coulter. Secondly, you are gay."

by Reasoner August 27, 2006

Ann Coulter Lite

Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.

Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.

by Speedog 2 December 26, 2010

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009