Couch Flu

Couch Flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. The weather may also incur couch flu. The phrase was originally coined by a UCC student in Ireland. The original idea was adopted from the swine flu.

Text message from Rory: Hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?

Reply: No man I got the couch flu...

by Ketsy Catombull October 8, 2009

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018