Cotton Balls 

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

Cotton Balls by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

cotton balls 

The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".

"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."

cotton balls by TallicaD00d February 27, 2005

cotton balls 

When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking

"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob

cotton balls by ghizmo May 16, 2007

cotton balls 

something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.

Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.

cotton balls by Bret Polk November 8, 2010

Cotton Balls 

A black man’s testicles.

“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”

Cotton Balls by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018

Cotton Balls 

Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).

The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.

Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"

Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"

Randy: "Trés lame"

Cotton Balls by Stubbly January 28, 2008

Cotton balls 

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

Cotton balls by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019