The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
by bodanglez91 July 06, 2010
by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018
Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).
The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"
Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"
Randy: "Trés lame"
Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"
Randy: "Trés lame"
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.
girl 2: You sure are.
girl 2: You sure are.
by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
by Justiceemu February 07, 2009
by TallicaD00d February 28, 2005