2 definitions by Stubbly

Slang word simply meaning "girl." Akin to "shorty" this term, which originates in the Seattle area, can be used when one intends to be neither derogatory nor especially endearing.
"Yo man, where's Dave at?"
"Aw, he left about half an hour ago with some chumpie."
"Cute?"
"Outta control."
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
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Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).

The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"

Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"

Randy: "Trés lame"
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
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