Corradize

To overly complicate a set of tasks or project plan to the point where it becomes unachievable. From Italian heavy armored knights (corrazziere) who were over equipped with armor and rendered ineffective.

we had a good plan to deliver in 3 months, until harry showed up and corradized it. Now we'll be lucky to deliver in 3 years.

Corradize by TheProjectHoneybadger May 27, 2022

Corradize

To tie up a Project so that everything gets gummed up, and focused solely on whataboutery, so no progress is made on Deliverables.

We had a three month analysis to do, but then the PM corradized it, and now we are six months in, without a word being written.

Corradize by TheProjectHoneybadger August 1, 2022

carradine 

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

david carradine 

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

david carradine by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

Cornalized by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

Dirty Carradine 

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

Dirty Carradine by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

Carradine 

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

Carradine by analdumpster July 12, 2012