Coronnial 

Babies born after 9 months of sports being cancelled because of COVID-19

"With no sports to keep Dads occupied around the globe, they were forced to make the sex with the wife, thus paving the way to a generation of Coronnials being born."

Coronnial by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

coronnials 

The babies conceived during the “Home Quarantine” practice linked to COVID19. The first wave of Coronnials will be born 9 months after the “Social Distancing” movement has taken hold in your community.

People born into the generation of Coronnials are highly celebrated, as they represent human resilience in a time of great unknowns.

coronnials by Mandi Harmony March 14, 2020

Coronaials 

The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.

“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”

Coronaials by GonzoParker March 14, 2020

Ass Colonialism 

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

Ass Colonialism by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style 

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

Colonial Style by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

colonial forge high school 

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.

Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

colonial forge high school by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017