Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.
Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.
by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007
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Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.
by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009
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noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead
tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it
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person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck
by poopsharterr August 21, 2021
Get the coroner mug.Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?
The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.
The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.
by motorbiking November 22, 2010
Get the Coroner's Cloth mug.A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.
I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.
by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018
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Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
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