Definitions by Itnotrad
Cornchild
When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..
Cornchild
When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..
Mexican Maternity ward
When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.
I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!
Mexican Maternity ward by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
Hesitation point
A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
Hesitation point by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
Hesitation point
A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
Hesitation point by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
Hesitation point
A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
Hesitation point by Itnotrad February 18, 2026