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Hesitation point

A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
That shit took so long there were like 3 hesitation points in it dude!
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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Hesitation point

A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
That shit took so long there were like 3 hesitation points in it dude!
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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Hesitation point

A small indentation in a turd formed when it's creator momentarily hesitated pushing it out, causing the anus to contract leaving behind a mark.
Dude that turd had two hesitation points in it! Took like 20 minutes to get it out
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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Mexican Maternity ward

When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.
I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..
It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..
It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.
by Itnotrad February 18, 2026
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