Cornfuck

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.

"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"

by Holysheepdipobamasucks August 11, 2009

cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

Cornfucker

A person from a midwest state, while most prevalent in indiana, Illinois and missouri.

Those Cornfuckers in the midwest do it with corn

by Fishisagoodfood April 22, 2022

cornfucker

One who fucks corn with great ardor and zeal.

Jeez, Antu, you're such a cornfucker.

by Derek G January 10, 2006

Cornfucked

Another stupid word for confused.

Man, I am so cornfucked now.

by Just_Jack December 17, 2010

Cornfucker

A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.

"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022