Corker turd 

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

Corker turd by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

Turd Cooker 

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

Turd Cooker by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022