Corenthius.. a sarcastic bastard with black hair usually brown eyes at times he can make you laugh and other times you'll want to end his.. he swears he's the best at basketball but in reality he's best left at home playing video games.. he's not too bright up in his head but he understands certain tasks.. he has slow moments.. but he also doesn't know how to fight but he can hurt your feelings with words so if you want to start something with him be prepared to get your feelings hurt because he won't give a fuck about them. but when he grows up he'll have a cool job something like engineering or a veteran..

girl: did you just hear Corenthius
boy: yeah i head him what he said sounded hurtful
girl: sometimes he's slow in the head he doesn't think
boy: true

corenthius by Itachi&Shisui December 17, 2017

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Coryentes

A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.

The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.

That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?

Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.

Coryentes by Bayesoir January 15, 2020

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