Cor-oner 

A figurative male erection, wherein an individual’s figurative penis expands to full length and size, that is a reaction to substantial and/or record-breaking retail food sales brought on by the Covid-19 epidemic.

It is a penis’ version of a thumbs up.

“I have the biggest Cor-oner today. We crushed last year’s numbers and are having another all-time record holiday.”

Cor-oner by TheMiniMoo September 6, 2020

coroner 

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

coroner by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007

Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

Coroner's Cloth by motorbiking November 22, 2010

coroner 

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

coroner by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009

coronery bypass 

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.

Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!

coronery bypass by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Coronered

To be killed by the coronavirus

Poor Jack was coronered by that lassie he met in china
My ski-trip to Italy got coronered

Coronered by BiggerForADay March 11, 2020

coroner 

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

coroner by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005