TheMiniMoo's definitions

Cor-oner

A figurative male erection, wherein an individual’s figurative penis expands to full length and size, that is a reaction to substantial and/or record-breaking retail food sales brought on by the Covid-19 epidemic.

It is a penis’ version of a thumbs up.

“I have the biggest Cor-oner today. We crushed last year’s numbers and are having another all-time record holiday.”

by TheMiniMoo September 6, 2020