Cop Blocker 

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

Cop Blocker by papatroy September 19, 2015

Cop Blocker 

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

Cop Blocker by papatroy September 19, 2015

Cop Blocker 

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex

Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!

Cop Blocker by KazUK October 20, 2011

Cop Blocker Cop 

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations (by accident or on purpose) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex impossible due to his/her power position.

That religious sheriff prevented me from being protected by his force because he did not agree with my beliefs.The sheriff is a Cop Blocker Cop.

Cop Blocker Cop by law abiding patriot December 13, 2012

cop blocked 

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.

I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.

cop blocked by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010

cop blockers 

Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.

Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.

cop blockers by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006

Cop Blocked 

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

Cop Blocked by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009