That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy August 13, 2015
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy August 13, 2015
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
by KazUK May 12, 2011
Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.
Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.
by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006
a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations (by accident or on purpose) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex impossible due to his/her power position.
That religious sheriff prevented me from being protected by his force because he did not agree with my beliefs.The sheriff is a Cop Blocker Cop.
by law abiding patriot June 07, 2012