cootie queen 

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

cootie queen by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Cootie Queen 

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

Cootie Queen by Andrew Coppola January 29, 2008

Cootie Queen 

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.

She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen

Cootie Queen by Thee Ronster October 13, 2017

Frost Queen Cookie 

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

Frost Queen Cookie by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

queef cookie 

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.

Eat my queef cookie you man ho.

queef cookie by rk10106 June 13, 2007

Queef Cookie 

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

Queef Cookie by Mike Binz April 28, 2008