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It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

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What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
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Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

cootie queen by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

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Cootie Queen

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

Cootie Queen by Andrew Coppola January 29, 2008

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Cootie Queen

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.

She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen

Cootie Queen by Thee Ronster October 13, 2017

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Frost Queen Cookie

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

Frost Queen Cookie by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

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queef cookie

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.

Eat my queef cookie you man ho.

queef cookie by rk10106 June 13, 2007

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Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

Queef Cookie by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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