BatesLane's definitions

cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Suck it 6 ways from sunday

Sucking the hell out of some cock!

Damn babe, I want to suck it 6 ways from sunday, l

by BatesLane January 24, 2018

lickmydickstick

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.

It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!

by BatesLane January 24, 2018

the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

it aint what it aint

The opposit of "it is what it is"

My friend says to me "it don't look pretty "

And I reply " It aint what it aint"

by BatesLane February 18, 2018