cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

lickmydickstick

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.

It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!

by BatesLane January 24, 2018

it aint what it aint

The opposit of "it is what it is"

My friend says to me "it don't look pretty "

And I reply " It aint what it aint"

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

Suck it 6 ways from sunday

Sucking the hell out of some cock!

Damn babe, I want to suck it 6 ways from sunday, l

by BatesLane January 24, 2018