Cooter Cap 

The act of wearing a woman like a Beanie by inserting your bald head into her vagina.

You see that video of the guy who put his head in that chick's Vajay-jay? Total Cooter Cap Action

Cooter Cap by Zeathe July 18, 2011

captain cooter 

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

captain cooter by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

cootercake 

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008