Cooter Cap

The act of wearing a woman like a Beanie by inserting your bald head into her vagina.

You see that video of the guy who put his head in that chick's Vajay-jay? Total Cooter Cap Action

by Zeathe July 18, 2011

captain cooter

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007