cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 6, 2020

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

Cooterberry

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.

Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.

by Grayson M December 9, 2008

Cooperbear

The Best friend in the world. Cutest guy ever. Curly blond hair, which is by the way extremely cute. Really pretty eyes. And a extreeeeeeeeemmlley adorable smile.(: He doesn't believe is cute or hot or a gigantic sweetheart, but he really is. (: His bestfriend's name is Amber.(: She totally doesn't deserve him and has a gigantic crush on him. D: It is extreemly obviously she really likes him and its kind of pathetic. Oh well. Cooperbear is what makes the world go round.(: Mainly because he is so darn perfect.. (:

Hey you got a text. " " From who? " " Cooperbear." "Give me the phone. NOW.

by Iloveyou.(: July 4, 2010

Cooperbear

The Best friend in the world. Cutest guy ever. Curly blond hair, which is by the way extremely cute. Really pretty eyes. And a extreeeeeeeeemmlley adorable smile.(: He doesn't believe is cute or hot or a gigantic sweetheart, but he really is. (: His bestfriend's name is Amber.(: She totally doesn't deserve him and has a gigantic crush on him. D: It is extreemly obviously she really likes him and its kind of pathetic. Oh well. Cooperbear is what makes the world go round.(: Mainly because he is so darn perfect.. (:

Cooperbear is my favorite.

by Iloveyou.(: July 5, 2010