Cooptie

cooptie (adjective, noun): 1. somewhat ghetto, falling apart, needs to pull it together.

Hey manta ray and seaweed my cabin is so cooptie you need a rock to close the doors.

by wwinthusiest January 23, 2011

Cooptie

Hooptie is to cars as Cooptie is to cell phones. A Cooptie is a ccell phone that makes calls and only makes calls. A busted no-frills pone.

I was broke so i copped the Samsung R225m. I'm Cooptie Rollin.

by Prime Time aka Tha Professa March 20, 2004

Cooptie

Hooptie is to cars as Cooptie is to cell pones. A cell phone that gets the job done by making calls and doing nothing else.

I'm broke so i copped the Samsung R225m. I'm Cooptie Rollin.

by Prime Time aka Tha Professa March 20, 2004

needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Nigga cootie war

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020

Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019