Destruction. Construction. Destroy. Construct? Nope. It should have been constroy instead of construct.
English.
Guy 1: That guy is constructing a house.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.
Scene kids Get coonstripes in there hair in all range of colors. The typical colors are pink, teal, platnum blonde or black.
Coonstripes or coons, are when you get a clump of your hair and stick cellotape around sections, leaving gaps inbetween the cellotape pieces.
you then get the brightly colored hairdye, and put it in the gaps, not on the tape.
leave for about 20 minutes and then rinse hair from the bottom, removing the tape as you make your way up.
Leaving a racoon tail style effect on your hair.
OMFGZZZZ I GOTZ COONSTRIPES .
I'm scene so i'm going to get myself cooned.
The threesome made out of season 7's American Idol contestants, David Cook, Michael Johns and Jason Castro. The 'C' represents Cook, the '-ohn' represents Johns, and the '-stro' represents Castro.
Person 1: Have you read this new Cohnstro fic yet? It's dirty.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!