Definitions by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish
Cliffbaiter
"I was watching a video about blue LEDs when the video ended just as the inventor was talking about inventing the blue LED! 1.5 minutes of my life wasted!"
"It's a cliffhanger."
"A cliffhanger, huh? You know what's also a cliffhanger? The Sopranos ending with a cut to black! This ain't a cliffhanger, it's a cliffbaiter!"
"It's a cliffhanger."
"A cliffhanger, huh? You know what's also a cliffhanger? The Sopranos ending with a cut to black! This ain't a cliffhanger, it's a cliffbaiter!"
Cliffbaiter by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish August 18, 2025
dafewcha
An obviously stupid depiction of the future. Examples include end-of-the-world predictions and conspiracy theories about future events.
dafewcha by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish May 23, 2025
Anticoomer
Guy: You hear about John. It seems that he never even wants a girl. He's got like 5 internet filters on his browser.
Carl: He's an anticoomer. I just got slapped in the face by him for showing him an anime meme.
John: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT SHIT TO MY EYES!
Carl: He's an anticoomer. I just got slapped in the face by him for showing him an anime meme.
John: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT SHIT TO MY EYES!
Anticoomer by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish January 9, 2023
California
Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.
Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.
California by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022
Constroy
Destruction. Construction. Destroy. Construct? Nope. It should have been constroy instead of construct.
English.
English.
Guy 1: That guy is constructing a house.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.
Constroy by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish May 16, 2021