HorsepowerRemakesEnglish's definitions

Cliffbaiter

A cliffhanger so unnecessary that it turns the video into clickbait

"I was watching a video about blue LEDs when the video ended just as the inventor was talking about inventing the blue LED! 1.5 minutes of my life wasted!"
"It's a cliffhanger."
"A cliffhanger, huh? You know what's also a cliffhanger? The Sopranos ending with a cut to black! This ain't a cliffhanger, it's a cliffbaiter!"

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish August 18, 2025

dafewcha

An obviously stupid depiction of the future. Examples include end-of-the-world predictions and conspiracy theories about future events.

Guy: ThE wOrLd'S gOnNa EnD iN insert future year
Guy 2: There he goes, yelling about dafewcha.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish May 23, 2025

Constroy

To build something in a chaotic manner.

He used an excavator to constroy a sand dune on a nearby shore.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish September 6, 2024

Anticoomer

A complete celibate. Only girl he ever wants to kill is his mother.

Guy: You hear about John. It seems that he never even wants a girl. He's got like 5 internet filters on his browser.
Carl: He's an anticoomer. I just got slapped in the face by him for showing him an anime meme.
John: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT SHIT TO MY EYES!

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish January 9, 2023

California

Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.

Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022

Postvious

The opposite of previous. A word that describes something that comes after another.

This game is so hard. I can't seem to get to the postvious level at all. >:(

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022

Constroy

Destruction. Construction. Destroy. Construct? Nope. It should have been constroy instead of construct.
English.

Guy 1: That guy is constructing a house.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish May 16, 2021