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coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".
I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.
coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008

Coons Age 

A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.

The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.

That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.
i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.

I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.
Coons Age by Coony McCoonsage December 13, 2015

coons age 

American.Deep South

An unknown but substantial period of time, derived from slavery as to the unknown birth dates of slaves.
Jud: "I haven't had steak taste that good for a coons age
coons age by delzdreth May 7, 2009

Coons age 

I have not seen you in a coons age
Coons age by 381jm October 1, 2020

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

coon's age 

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?
coon's age by Tbone April 22, 2004
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