Coombsey 

A person who finds themselves uncontrollably attracted to people unable to speak in the same language as them or unable to speak at all.
CHARACTERISTICS: Sloping forehead (not dissimilar to a caveman), arching back and long arms that hang below his knees when standing upright
HABITAT: Wherever food is unattended

If that Chimpanzee wasnt holding a wallet he'd look just like Coombsey!

Coombsey by Billy Ray Bob December 27, 2005

Coombsy 

A term used in the South West of England to describe someone who is sound in every way possible.

'I love that kid, he's a right proper coombsy'

Coombsy by charliebigspuds May 12, 2010

Coombsy 

To pull the head off of oneself in the safe sanctuary of the shower.

Corrrr. She was some worldie. Couldn’t control myself, had to pop off for a coombsy

Coombsy by CORRRR RIG February 18, 2019