Coombsey 

A person who finds themselves uncontrollably attracted to people unable to speak in the same language as them or unable to speak at all.
CHARACTERISTICS: Sloping forehead (not dissimilar to a caveman), arching back and long arms that hang below his knees when standing upright
HABITAT: Wherever food is unattended

If that Chimpanzee wasnt holding a wallet he'd look just like Coombsey!

Coombsey by Billy Ray Bob December 27, 2005

Coombsy 

A term used in the South West of England to describe someone who is sound in every way possible.

'I love that kid, he's a right proper coombsy'

Coombsy by charliebigspuds May 12, 2010

Coombsy 

To pull the head off of oneself in the safe sanctuary of the shower.

Corrrr. She was some worldie. Couldn’t control myself, had to pop off for a coombsy

Coombsy by CORRRR RIG February 18, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008