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Mr. Cool Shoes 

a person who is soooo exceptionally "cool" that they deem the title Mr. Cool Shoes. footwear has no actual significance to the title, recognition is based solely on "coolness"
Guy1: "god savannah head is so fucking cool"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"
Mr. Cool Shoes by driscollicious November 17, 2010

coonshoes 

Shoes made of household materials usually worn by people who are not white.
Tyres or cardboard works very well
1)Look! John Fashnu has coonshoes..
2)Give me back my coonshoes you wog
coonshoes by Fash May 18, 2003

coonshoes 

shoes worn by jack as he plays cs or walks the streets and fields of wales looking for sheep to give a rimjob
1) Jack is black and is wearing coonshoes as he gets owned by e nobbers

2) Jack is licking the rim of a sheep whilst wearing coonshoes to cover his large toes thx
coonshoes by blackman May 22, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026