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cool math 

an app that makes no apperant sense at all
the person who made cool math should die a very long and painful death
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cool math games 

the site that kids play at school nowadays to avoid work.
teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
cool math games by Fadeider December 14, 2018

Cool Math Games 

A very fun website that you can play ton of fun games on that are not even related to math.
P1: Hey dude wanna see who can get farther in Balloon Tower Defense, on Cool Math Games?

P2: Duuurrrr cuz I always win!

Cool Math Games 

The most ingenious unblocked site ever. Teachers think it is ok because it's got math in the title but it has minimal thinking games like bloons TD, clicker heroes, and a bunch of other games that would take hours to find on any other unblocked site.
Student: Ms M. can I play cool math games?
Teacher: Sure Billy! I would love an excuse to not teach and get paid while you play on an EDUCATIONAL website.
Cool Math Games by Horny#1 June 19, 2018

Cool math games 

Best website in the world and houses some of the most lit games while you are at school...
guy 1: im bored

guy 2: since the teacher aint lookin you wanna play bloons tower defence on cool math games?
guy 1: sure why not
Cool math games by Vladimir66 March 21, 2017

Cool Math Games 

A bunch of games that have noting to fucking do with math
Teacher: Y'all can play cool math games after your homework cuz i dont really give a shit
Middle schoolers: HELL YEAH!
Cool Math Games by alliebrynn April 18, 2019

Cool math games 

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.
EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)
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