Cookie Nips
Cookie Nips by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008
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Hairy Cookie Nips
A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
Hairy Cookie Nips by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012
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Cookielips
Used to quickly describe somebody who talks about very stupid things; everybody who talks to a "Cookielip" usually ends up having a "crummy" conversation, hence their lips being like cookies.
I tried talking to Shane, and he just wanted to talk about how boring school is. He totally has Cookielips.
Cookielips by ShaneCookielips September 2, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable