Cookie Nips 

Having nipples that are the size of cookies, usually over 2 inches in diameter.

Did u see Moare Galigans Cookie Nips? Her picture is being texted all aroudn the school!

Cookie Nips by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008

Hairy Cookie Nips 

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.

Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

Hairy Cookie Nips by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012

Cookielips 

Used to quickly describe somebody who talks about very stupid things; everybody who talks to a "Cookielip" usually ends up having a "crummy" conversation, hence their lips being like cookies.

I tried talking to Shane, and he just wanted to talk about how boring school is. He totally has Cookielips.

Cookielips by ShaneCookielips September 2, 2010