Cookie Bag
Cookie Bag by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021
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A big bag with one cookie in it
When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it
A big bag with one cookie in it by lil shart May 10, 2025
cootie bag
A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.
cootie bag by burger bob December 2, 2009
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings by Doggysoft August 20, 2006
cookiebater
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?
Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008
Cookiefag
A sad, dumbass child (most commonly male) who will commonly be found cutting himself/herself for attention. They are attracted to rich people (preferably those with horses) and are drawn to sad, pathetic bands like a fly to shit. They are one of the two weight extremes and have a small group of around 3-5 friends, none of which are there by choice.
They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
Cookiefag: Guess who got laid?
Other dude: Uhm not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
Other dude: Uhm not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag by Schnoodlesandrice December 8, 2010
cookieball
cookieball by Obx26 June 25, 2022