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Coochsack 

New School Term For DoucheBag

after the Revival word... "Douchebag" (Thank You Family Guy), Coochsack was bought upon the English slang as it is considered by many that Douchebag was only a succinct fad that had expired in the late 90's and since has been cliche until the public airing of that Family Guy Episode.
"I have you here a Coochsack"... "NO, Your FACE IS A COOCHSACK!"
Coochsack by IgotSoul August 9, 2007
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cocksack 

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
cocksack by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

coochach 

Yo stop being a coochach!
Zach doesn’t like coochach because he is gay.
coochach by mjgaudioso20 December 2, 2017

coochachi 

The part of the female known as the vagina. The coochachi is located between the legs, at the top of the thighs of the female. The coochachi includes the outer and inner lips of the crotch area, the clit, the pubic hair, and more!
If you get crabs it will make your coochachi itch. If I don't take a shower, my coochachi smells like tuna.
coochachi by Jessi M. Raj. April 19, 2008

cocksackie disease 

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs
Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease
cocksackie disease by jasante2 January 2, 2018

cocksack 

Noun: A person who is a flaming faggot. An asshole, a gay mother fucker!
Jake Lynch is a cocksack because he's a flaming faggot
cocksack by ANONYMOUS November 17, 2006

cocksack 

a pretentious asshole who believes the people "beneath" them are the problems with the world when they themselves are in fact are the worst scum of the days
that cocksack needs to be beaten horrifically until he/she gets a taste of reality
cocksack by Bug Eatin Steve October 3, 2010
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