Coochienap

To steal someone’s girlfriend, or convince a reluctant girl to date you

“Bruh I wasn’t tryna catch feelings but he coochienapped me”

by HOEny_Bee September 20, 2019

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs

coochieness is looking good today

by koomayne September 23, 2009

coochiegator

a game that you play with a gatorade bottle, da bro’s, and some cooch. you slide the bottle across the table and who ever gets it the closest to the edge without it falling gets the cooch of their choice.

Brad: aye bro we boutta play some coochiegator
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah

by masterwaster April 11, 2020

coochieman

A man of great coochie. Also has unlimited power in the sexual world.

I’m a coochieman. I just built different.

by Tuckles the man September 29, 2020

coochiecast

a twitter groupchat made in december 2019, originally for stan purposes

its full of idiots, weebs, schlatt stannies in denial and softies

was meant to be a podcast but god fucking knows they still haven't done it the cunts

person 1: yo, you see what *blank* said in coochiecast??
person 2: yeah, fuckin schlannie

by TheOtakuFromTheWarren March 11, 2020

coolienap

When a coolie (ex. Anil) dies (noramlly from gunshot wounds cuz they're coolie). Its like they're taking a nap but not really - thats why its called a coolienap.

Dat Rud gyal be taking a coolienap wid de fishies

by RishiDwag April 5, 2007

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009