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Coochie van 

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Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.
“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”
Coochie van by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021
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coochieman 

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A man of great coochie. Also has unlimited power in the sexual world.
I’m a coochieman. I just built different.
coochieman by Tuckles the man September 29, 2020
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Coochie van • coochiebandit • CoochieBanana • Coochie Man • Coochie Gang • Coochie land • Coochie Sandwich • Coochie Bang Bang • coochie cancel • Coochie Cannibal

COOCHIEMAN 

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a being that is higher than God himself, this being is the most epic being to have walked the planet and are epic.
Girl #1- Yo did you see Jon make that dunk
Girl #2- He's a ... COOCHIEMAN (epic moment in life history)
COOCHIEMAN by coochiemansupreme October 19, 2020
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coochiebandit 

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normally a male that sleeps around with drunk women, and leaves the next morning before they wake.
"last night a coochiebandit was seen running from the scene wearing nothing but his boxers, theres no word on the identity of the man, just a drunken jizzed up lady" ......"back to you jim"
coochiebandit by coochiebandit June 12, 2008
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CoochieBanana 

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A yellow substance, often thick, lodged in a womens cooch. Sometimes old mens erectional juice.
O my god, I got slammed so hard last night by Mr. Mcgoo, now I have a coochiebanana!
CoochieBanana by amandanikki123 November 24, 2011
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coochiegang 

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Coochiegang is one of the most baddest gangs out in the street.
“Look there’s the coochiegang!”
“RUN!”
coochiegang by lol_69420 December 29, 2020
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coochieman 

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COOCHIEMAN
COOCHIEMAN?
COOCHIEMAN 🤦🏻 ♂️
coochieman by Doodyshart man October 9, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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