A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different
Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."