Contujalate

Sexual Intercourse.

The act of having sex.

Shortening the word "Contujalate" for "Tuj" means oral sex.

Contujalate and Tuj are used so that people won't be disgusted by the words "SEX" or "HEAD" and also so MOST wouldn't recognize the topic of the conversation.

"Tonight, me and my man finna contujalate"

"Tonight my man said he gone give me that fie tuj."

Contujalate by Cookie Widow December 20, 2008

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contutilated

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated

My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?

contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

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Related Words

Contujalate • confusalated • Conjubalated • contutilated

Conjubalated

Confused; loss of words

I was very conjubalated when my teacher asked me a question in class

Conjubalated by Orion Whitaker June 1, 2018

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confusalated

Confused a lot and funny

I’m am very confusalated

confusalated by Orangewatermelon123 September 5, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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