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A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.
Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.
by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014
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Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!
person 1: lets go to constance bay for the day!
person 2: ya! sounds like an awesome idea! we'll get icecream, go for a boat ride and watch the sunset, and get a great tan!
person 3: alright I'll come too as long as we bring the gun
by hskid June 09, 2018
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we are not druggies.
person 1: Eh, do u know what a joint is?
person 2: No, I'm from Constance bay!
by Constance bay October 09, 2018
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