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Consparian 

An adjective used for a person named Darian, who personalizes, creates and "Darianizes" conspiracy theories to such a high degree of radical thinking that combines logic, research and over thinking. It is this fundamental, other wordly pattern of thinking. That many struggle to follow down the Rabbit hole.

Or an adjective used for people whos actions defy logic, fairness and common sense. In order to conspire against others.
Shit, I just got back from a 3 day adventure with Darian, we were following the consparian of the week.. Alice and the Rabbit send their love.

This is the 3rd time this week I've had 1 shoe stolen by someone, this is a consparian
Consparian by HERBIE69 June 12, 2024
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conspiriace 

the feeling of conspiracy over something or someone.

origin- danny lopriore and joe santagato

(the basement yard)
dude did you hear about the shitting beluga whale in the georgia aquarium that went missing last week?

no dude but thats pretty conspiriace

contrarian 

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.
Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
----
Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
----
Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*
contrarian by Iritscen December 25, 2010

contrarian 

Someone who likes to be the opposite of the majority or have the opposite opinion of the majority. Someone can be a contrarian because they don't like people, like to be different, thinks that the minority is better or just like getting on people nerves.
Person 1 - GO AWAY TEAM
Person 2 - Why is she cheering for the away team? She doesn't even like the team.
Person 3 - She is a contrarian
contrarian by zman4593 July 22, 2016

Conspiranoia 

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Conspiranoia by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011

conspiranoid 

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
conspiranoid by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006

Consperience 

Consperience: n; A company located in Windsor Ontario in which produces low budget movies that totally suck balls
The word means to experience a consperacy, to have a "consperacy experience; consperience"
Person: Hey, did you see that consperience movie?
Gangsta: No, the fuck is consperience?
Consperience by TheMooCow47 April 25, 2006
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