Conservative Arts 

Most popular major at Prager University. The fact that only Benis Drager teaches them while liberal arts are in every university is proof that society is biased towards libtards.

Hello kids for Conservative Arts 101 at Prager University we will be reading chapter 1 of "Urine and Feces, yes Urine and Feces"

Conservative Arts by 322997am November 11, 2020

Conservative Arts 

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

Conservative Arts by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

Conservative Arts Degree 

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

Conservative Arts Degree by ultradaddy May 20, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008