Conservacuck

A blind conservative follower who spews “alternative news” that they get from bloggers, podcasts, conspiracists, political commentators, and the opinion section in the paper.

What a conservacuck, he just quoted Rush Limbaugh as his news source

by Saladtosser6969 January 1, 2018

conservacunt

1. A conservative with ignorant views; equivalent insult to libertard.

Ignorant Right winger: You're just some Libertard
Left winger: Better than being a Conservacunt

by Anonynono March 26, 2016

conservafuck

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.

John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."

by Z.E.N May 14, 2016

Conservacunt

A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.

"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"

"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."

by himynameisxtd July 17, 2016

conservacunt

An ignorant piece of shit who denies obvious facts and believes in whatever the bible tells them

A conservacunt was yelling that gays should burn in hell before I drop kicked that fucking cunt

by Dubiks January 28, 2019

Conservadick

Conservatives. A.K.A People who cut the Teaching Fellows program in North Carolina.

Man my representative is a conservadick.

by politicaljunkie94 August 2, 2011

conservicuck

A faux-rightist traitor who claims to support free markets and a small central government, but in actuality caters to the demands of leftist/socialist voters and politicians.

Jeb Bush is a conservicuck for supporting Obama's protections for illegal immigrants.

by addlaw October 7, 2016