conservafuck 

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.

John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."

conservafuck by Z.E.N May 14, 2016

Conservacuck

A blind conservative follower who spews “alternative news” that they get from bloggers, podcasts, conspiracists, political commentators, and the opinion section in the paper.

What a conservacuck, he just quoted Rush Limbaugh as his news source

Conservacuck by Saladtosser6969 January 1, 2018

Conservadick

Conservatives. A.K.A People who cut the Teaching Fellows program in North Carolina.

Man my representative is a conservadick.

Conservadick by politicaljunkie94 August 2, 2011

conservicuck 

A faux-rightist traitor who claims to support free markets and a small central government, but in actuality caters to the demands of leftist/socialist voters and politicians.

Jeb Bush is a conservicuck for supporting Obama's protections for illegal immigrants.

conservicuck by addlaw October 7, 2016

conservicuck

1. right-wing, populist polititical figures/activists that cater to conservatives but are hypocritical to those matters themselves, sometimes in secret, sometimes not; though their income is often tied to entertaining the existence of those conservatives.
2. conservative political followers that reject anything presented by liberals or any politicians different from their idols, even if it is objectively better.

1. person1: hey, have you heard of that one mexican, white supremacist streamer?
person2: he's such a conservicuck!

2. person1: i hate zohran mamdani! why does a muslim get to be the mayor of nyc?
person2: you are such a conservicuck!

conservicuck by craneoperator911 April 26, 2026

conservicuck

1. right-wing, populist polititical figures/activists that cater to conservatives but are hypocritical to those matters themselves, sometimes in secret, sometimes not; though their income is often tied to entertaining the existence of those conservatives.
2. conservative political followers that reject anything presented by liberals or any politicians different from their idols, even if it is objectively better.

1. person1: hey, have you heard of ..? he's a mexican, white supremacist streamer.
person2: what a conservicuck!

2. person1: i hate zohran mamdani! why does a muslim get to be the mayor of nyc?
person2: you are such a conservicuck!

conservicuck by anonymous April 26, 2026