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Conjusturbate

An expression used when something congested ie. phlegm, suddenly interferes in a person’s activity such as speech and causes them to cough violently or make them unable to finish their sentence.
Alex was busy laughing at a hilarious joke told by Xavier before the phlegm in his throat transformed his laugh into a violent cough. After coughing, Alex exclaimed: “Uh! My mucus just caused me to conjusturbate!”
by CabbageClub July 14, 2022
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Confusturbating

It was something weird that had me confusturbating.
by Jonathanfrost January 14, 2015
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