Conjusturbate

An expression used when something congested ie. phlegm, suddenly interferes in a person’s activity such as speech and causes them to cough violently or make them unable to finish their sentence.

Alex was busy laughing at a hilarious joke told by Xavier before the phlegm in his throat transformed his laugh into a violent cough. After coughing, Alex exclaimed: “Uh! My mucus just caused me to conjusturbate!”