Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.
Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!
by SaltyShotgun September 28, 2007
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FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.
FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.
"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"
"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."
"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."
"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."
"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."
"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."
"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."
by Riley July 20, 2004
Get the FIBS mug.When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.
by Joe sikorski February 5, 2007
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Tony geting older and giveing up on life ahhhh might be FIBS
Had a bad night at the casino might be FIBS for me
Had a bad night at the casino might be FIBS for me
by POLOFLAME December 2, 2025
Get the FIBS mug.Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.
"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."
"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".
Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"
"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".
Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"
by SensualOne March 28, 2012
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