When your colon rage-quits during a multi-day conference after long flights, mainlining coffee, junk food, and allergies to sitting on public toilets.
This is Day 5 of CiscoLive and I’m conferenstipated so badly that my colon just sent me a 503 Service Unavailable and has been holding a silent sit-in longer than most protests.
by de45 February 17, 2026
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