de45's definitions

Conferenstipated

When your colon rage-quits during a multi-day conference after long flights, mainlining coffee, junk food, and allergies to sitting on public toilets.

This is Day 5 of CiscoLive and I’m conferenstipated so badly that my colon just sent me a 503 Service Unavailable and has been holding a silent sit-in longer than most protests.

by de45 February 17, 2026

Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.

“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”

by de45 March 29, 2021

Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.

My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.

by de45 October 6, 2015