A fake pedofiliac screen name made up for a funny skit at the 2006Emmy's openning number.
Conan O'Brien goes into a house looking for help to get to the Emmys, and supposedly, it was a luring house for child predators that were set up by John Larson and his crew. They showed the skit like it was really on the NBC special, "To Catch a Predator." Then they revealed Conan's "screen name," conebone69. Conan gets nervous and runs out of the house and walks onto the Emmy's stage.
a conebishop is the name given to a priest who is easily aroused and dosent even try to hide the fact that he has an erection and just lets his stalk pertrude through his pants making the shape of a cone in his groinal area. these are evil people and must be banneshed to a far away land were wizards can boil there bottoms to make beard shampoo and extract there anchient unused seman to make wizardy ear drops to get rid of unwanted ear hair.
at church today farther griffin got an erection because mrs braithwaite fell over and showed everything off between her legs, she wasnt wearing panties as farther griffin left the alter to help he knocked over the alter with his penis and all the water went alover little damien and burnt his little face! damien was cryin so much that when farther griffin rushed over to see if he was alrite he stabbed him in the eye with his pertruding phalice this upset damiens mother who stood up to get damien away from him making farther griffin quickly turn round and break damians mothers nose! there was blood everywere i wont be going to that church again farther griffin is such a conebishop.
Someone, must be a male who has a HUGE ass. They are slaves to their masters tentacles and are often up to no good. Conbois can be found doing nonsense and mucking about. They love playing a game called The Conboi Circle, where a Conboi must force living animals up there rectum.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!