Condom Nazi 

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.

So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.

Condom Nazi by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Condo Nazi 

Any of a large group of (mostly senior citizens) that stare out their windows and look for people who are breaking ridiculous condo association rules.

Did you have fun at the pool?

No. The condo nazi's gigged me for not showering before I entered the water.

Condo Nazi by Nickey Bitsco April 3, 2009

public condomnation 

1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.

2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.

I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!

public condomnation by QuacksO October 27, 2015

blanket condomnation 

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

blanket condomnation by QuacksO November 12, 2019