Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.

Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!

by Caiman1 April 01, 2019

Garbanzo

A bubbly fart in the bath tub.

This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.

by Caiman1 November 10, 2013