Condimentary
Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes
Condimentary by professordavos January 29, 2012
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crudimentary
A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.
crudimentary by Deathtruth June 2, 2013
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Condimental Divide
When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Condimental Divide by JRadimus April 10, 2011
condimental
To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.
When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".
When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".
Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."
condimental by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009
condimental drift
The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
condimental drift by cyanocitta November 6, 2007
anti-condimentalist
Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.
anti-condimentalist by blemsickle March 1, 2011
Condimentarianism
Dietary habits marked by the religious use of a condiment or condiments
Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.
Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.
Once again at the mercy of his condimentarianism, Frank tossed his French fries out the window when he realized that the drive-thru attendant had forgotten his ketchup.
Condimentarianism by sproutsinbrussels August 18, 2007