Condimentalist 

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.

1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

Condimentalist by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010

anti-condimentalist 

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

anti-condimentalist by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Continentalist 

A man who fucks a different girl in every continent

Cam - "Hey Ben, you a continentalist yet?"

Ben - "Nah, still got Antarctica"

Continentalist by BEARJEW69696969 July 13, 2011

Continentalist 

The sexual attraction to the shape of a continent such as Africa, Antarctica or Asia.

Will often try to move to their favourite continent to mate with the natural land of the continent.

From a young age they will often trace drawings of continents for fun and tent to be a Geography student or have a job related to the field of Geography.

Person 1 "Look at that globe"
Person 1 - Pulls down pants
Person 2 "Bro, I think you might be a Continentalist"

Continentalist by Quandale Dingle Here May 11, 2022